Sarcastically Speaking

A computer science graduate is one
Who has no life and has no fun?
His love for programming just died
His heart at the sight of DFD's just cried

Java threads tears him to shreds
OS DS SS he highly dreads
VIVA questions are hazy loops
Answer to most question.... oops

Now OOPS is supposed to be easy
But the abstractness is just crazy
The inheritance against his will
Polymorphism ready to kill

If you last till noon
Don't be elated to soon
Because 12 to 1 time stands still
And 2 to 4 is a steep climb uphill

Now OS with its process and layers
Is so beautiful but who cares
IP Communication is above the head
Sleep() and Wait() sends him to bed

Software Engineering seems very nice
Models should technically add some spice! !
But all the case studies take a toll
At every nook and corner of your soul

A computer science graduate is one
Who has no life who has no fun?
...... but......
Did you actually ever act like one?
A fest here and a dance there
A class missed An assignment flipped
A laugh shared over a truth dared
A friends meet A gossip tweet

Also maybe I am wrong
Your joy of programming is very strong
Debugging gives you a high
Designing Posters and Videos does satisfy
Creating mobiles apps your cup of tea
A startup CEO you are going to be

........So...
A computer science graduate could be one
Who lives life with loads of fun

Jibrael Jos