Statistically Speaking

(Dedicated to my CMS/Stats students
As only they may truly understand  :-) )

I am an average guy
Medium built, pretty cool
Never topped in school
Weight tending to maximum
Hair tending to minimum

My body is normally distributed
My intelligence and salary
Are not correlated
My career graph
Cannot be forecasted

Research is going on
my bank balance variances
But don't worry I am your guy
Don't judge me by appearances

No Six pack but Six Sigma yes
No standard but deviation yes
Probability is high that this year will be good
My potential generally misunderstood

Teachers always said
I am an outlier
Whenever I gave an excuse
She said , "OUT ... LIAR"

My life is like a scatter plot
You hold my hand
and hopefully
 I won't regress a lot

Our correlation is close to one
Just a step away at zero
If you are interested
I will be your hero

Break up rates are high
83% of relationship fail       ¥
Data Analysis for your soulmate
is to no avail
So statistically we are meant to be
How much error can there possibly be?
(Written by Jibrael Jos )
( Written for a play in progress )
¥ please note 83% of all statistics on Internet is cooked up :-)